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Blue & White Kit Become Blue & Grey After 1 Wash - We have an exclusive interview with the man who performed this “Shocking” scientific break through, I tell you, Frimley IS the hot bed of miracles.
As promised I snatched some time with the man himself..who I can reveal as “Shocking” Gadsen. you’ll see it was an in-depth and intelligent conversation so please bear with it. Dr ”Great Dancer ” Gadsen, as he wants to be called now, will be available to answer any technical questions via the on-line discussions...once he’s worked out where the On switch is.
JD: Hi, thanks for giving me your time for the exclusive interview, you must be excited and proud?
Dr Gadsen: Yeah mate...Oi barman....Can I have another couple of pints.. no, just for me.
JD: So has your life changed in any way?
Dr Gadsen: Have you seen my cannons ...yeah they’re great ..init..mate. Hey, music’s playing..
JD: Right... So in your own words can you tell me how this great discovery came about?
Dr Gadsen: Yeah suppose...let me have a another drink mate...your round
JD: So?
Dr Gadsen: Yeah, right. Well when ‘Arris said it was my turn my first fought was .”Fuck That”. I had no girlfriend and I can’t tell one end of an oven from the uver. So my ol’ man said “What the Fuck you bringing ‘ome the Fucking kit for?”. At this point he got hold of it and bunged it in with the other washing, set it to 80 degrees or sumfink and Bam..there you ‘ave it..White to Grey. Hey I like this, oi girlies do you like my cannons...sharp mover me mate!
At that point Dr Gadsen went staggering across the dance floor with cannons going at ten to the dozen and shouting off his findings to anyone who would listen..perhaps the bouncer wasn’t interested and that’s why he decked him ??
As I said, for those who were lost in the technical aspect of his description you have the once in a lifetime chance to “Chat” on-line later...........hopefully!
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