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Dear Sir, I am deeply upset over the term GOD being used in your write up, just who do you think you are? I can assure you I was out shopping at the time and was no where near your pitch at the time you declare the miracle took place. Please issue an immediate apology and clear my name, thank you !.....signed Mr or Mrs A. GOD
Apology - I’m sorry for the misunderstanding Mr/Mrs A . GOD, Phil “Leachy” Leach has promised not to blame you ever again. He’ll say an extra prayer next week.
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To Whom it May Concern, I am held in very high regard through out the world of football, especially in England, and to see my name being mentioned in the same breath as a Div3 CDSFL player is an insult. Mine was truly from GOD, I got a letter from him confirming it and a photo of him signing it to prove its authenticity. I want an apology and the Falkland Islands Back....signed D. Maradonna
Apology - I have sat for many a seconds deliberating over this one.....F*** Off you cheating bastard !
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Dear Mr Davison, I am appalled that my son has to carry this stigma with him now where ever he goes. You have hung him out to dry, turned his mates against him, made him into a quivering wreck...my boy, my poor boy. I want a public apology so that I may hold my head up high in Sainsbury’s and my son can hold his up in the local sex shop. ..signed Mrs Lindley.
Apology - I’m deeply sorry but if your son hadn’t missed a simple header then Phil Leach wouldn’t have had a miracle forced upon him. Perhaps Leachy and your Awesome son can meet over coffee after church and have a cry and laugh about this all? As a final thought, and I hope its of comfort, can I just say that EVEN Rik Scales would have made the header.
Right apologies over!!! Until next time...
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